So you want to think like a sucker? Ok, you want to suck at life, or worse, you suck at sucking at life, well here is my 10 step guide on how to become the ultimate sucker:
- Notice that if anything is worth doing, someone is going to do it or has already done it
- If at first you dont succeed, then forget it, you can always lean on your family, neighbor….whatever happens there is always some douche-bag you can munch from
- You should always decide not decide, unless obsviouly you decide to change your mind
- Its not your fault you are in this situation, you were just born to enjoy the ride.
- You failed the entrace test to the school of hard knocks, that school is not for you.
- Why should you sweat when there is someone willing to do the work….Perspiration is for Punks
- Allow things to happen, dont try to force things to go your way
- Who needs a to-do list……Never Commit To Anything
- Dont argue with your laziness, there are enough reasons for you to just sit around and enjoy the moment one more time
- Hear No Evil….People tend to have an annoying habit of asking you to do things, from drying the dishes to giving a sensual back rub. Dont listen, they are jealous!

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- Congratulations, you are now officially thinking like a Sucker

You suck, you are a certified sucker
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