Sucking at Life: Ten Step Guide to Thinking like a Sucker

So you want to think like a sucker? Ok, you want to suck at life, or worse, you suck at sucking at life, well here is my 10 step guide on how to become the ultimate sucker:

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1. Notice that if anything is worth doing, someone is going to do it or has already done it
2. If at first you dont succeed, then forget it, you can always lean on your family, neighbor….whatever happens there is always some douche-bag you can munch from
3. You should always decide not decide, unless obsviouly you decide to change your mind
4. Its not your fault you are in this situation, you were just born to enjoy the ride.
5. You failed the entrace test to the school of hard knocks, that school is not for you.
6. Why should you sweat when there is someone willing to do the work….Perspiration is for Punks
7. Allow things to happen, dont try to force things to go your way
8. Who needs a to-do list……Never Commit To Anything
9. Dont argue with your laziness, there are enough reasons for you to just sit around and enjoy the moment one more time
10. Hear No Evil….People tend to have an annoying habit of asking you to do things, from drying the dishes to giving a sensual back rub. Dont listen, they are jealous!

• Congratulations, you are now officially thinking like a Sucker
  

  You suck, you are a certified sucker

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